15 Truths About Men, According to Donny Deutsch
“Sometimes when men say they’re thinking about nothing, they’re really thinking about nothing.”
Donny Deutsch — TV personality and former chairman of advertising firm Deutsch Inc. — says he wants “to help women who don’t have a strong male voice in their life” with his advice.
“I have three daughters, work with mostly women, and have had lots of experiences with women, so having learned from that, I’ll be helping [people] work through their issues with a male perspective,” Deutsch explains.
Deutsch loves and understands women, but promises to be straightforward and honest with them when it comes to their relationships. And why does he think women should listen to him? Because “it’s Marketing 101,” he says.
“If you want to see what a cookie consumer wants, you talk to the person who is going to buy the cookies,” Deutsch adds. “So if women want to know what a man is thinking … talk to a man.”
Deutsch shared these 15 truths about men:
15. You’re not fixing any man.
If you feel the need to fix him, you’re in trouble. What you see is what you get.
14. Don’t expect a man to make you happy.
That has to start with you.
13. Don’t expect men to communicate as much as women — because they don’t.
Men don’t communicate with other men either, so don’t expect them to communicate with you any more than they would with each other.
12. No man can fulfill all your needs.
11. Men are basically grown-up babies.
They’re not as emotionally developed as women.
10. Look closely at a man’s relationship with his mother.
It will tell you everything.
9. Men are weaker than women.
8. Sex matters a LOT!!!!!!!
And all men like oral sex, deal with it.
7. If you’re not satisfying a man sexually, he will find it someplace else.
6. All men masturbate.
Even if they have a great sex life.
5. If, for some reason, you have an instinct your man is unfaithful, you’re probably right.
4. All men like to have their egos stroked.
3. Sometimes when men say they’re thinking about nothing, they’re really thinking about nothing.
2. All men want to be put on a pedestal.
1. Don’t expect a man to be as smart as a woman.
Emotionally and intellectually, women are smarter.
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