Chelsea Handler Reveals Hilarious Critics Choice Jokes She Thought of Too Late

“I texted my writers, ‘You losers! Why don’t you come up with this material?’” Chelsea said on Page Six Radio.

by:
Matt Simeone
January 7, 2026

Chelsea Handler revealed two bits that were perfect for the 31st Critics’ Choice Awards on Sunday, but – unfortunately – she came up with them the morning after hosting the awards show.

On today’s episode of SiriusXM’s “Page Six Radio,” the comedian shared jokes that she would’ve added to the ones she made about Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, and Teyana Taylor.

“After the show when I said, ‘Leo was trapped on a boat in St. Barths, but it was even worse because Jeff Bezos was there.’ I should’ve followed that up with, ‘Don’t worry they were there for a good cause – it was a climate conference,’” Chelsea told hosts Danny Murphy and Evan Real.

“And the other one that I thought of the next day was when I was telling Teyana Taylor that ‘my p***y pops for her.’ I should’ve also said, ‘Like I told Benicio [del Toro], it’s room room 708 at the Andaz Hotel,’” she added.

Chelsea then jokingly blasted her staff for not coming up with those jokes:

“I texted my writers, ‘You losers! Why don’t you come up with this material?’”

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